I'm about to get ready for work. I am in a weird limbo state right now where I have too much and too little time to do what I want.

I don't have enough time to watch any of the TV I've missed for the past two weeks now. It's just sitting in my TiVo, all shiny and unspoiled. Like little gifts. I should just not watch any of my TV till Christmas morn. That'd probably make for the best Christmas I'll ever have.

I saw two people on scooters today, and they both slipped off of them while I was watching. I hate seeing people loose face. I also hate how funny I still think it was.

That is all.

My Theory of Relativity

Maybe, if I can wrap myself in enough sheets and blanket folds, time will be forced to gently skip over my plush cocoon--my soft little pocket in time.

MOVE

Today was the first day of uni. Only had one class, but it was no less nerve-wracking.

Afterward, I went to the library to check on the book I've been stalking on eBay for one of my classes. While sulking about how many times it'd been bid on since I'd last seen it, the man using the computer next to me asked for help on how to delete his messages. He was one of those "continuing education" people. I mean, I don't have anything against them. Hell, more power to them. But they also seem to be the most computer-retarded people I've ever met besides my own mother.

The thing that got me was that he kept right clicking. As if every problem could be solved by right clicking and choosing something from that little window. I admit, that'd save a lot of trouble, but he was incessant with that freaking button. I think he thought they had to be pressed together. How cute.

"If you click that top box, it'll check all your messages for you."
"Oh, alright."
Clicks the box, and despite all the messages being selected, he then right clicks just to be safe.
"Hmm..'Select All', that's what I'm tryin' ta do!"
Click. Now everything is highlighted.

He does that 2 more times. It was all I could do from going Nick Burns on him.

We eventually figured it out. He was nice about it too, I really just need to have more patience with everyone. I could blame it on me being hyped up with it being the first day and all, but I generally have little patience with people who don't know what they're doing anyway.

P.S. inb4 Macs. Still would've found a way to not understand.

And then there were..

Reason for the last tear shed?
Chlorine in eyes.

Someone who means a great deal to you?
If I know you, you mean a great deal. If I don't, you're worthless.

Do you listen to songs about drugs?
Are there other kinds?

Anything you want to confess?
Yeah, I stole the good chair, Mr. Manager. And I loved every minute of the lumbar support.

Highlight of your day?
That guy that came in that didn't need a reciept.

Felt a sense of guilt lately?
Yes.

Want something badly?
Something to do.

Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
Especially when they're all nonchalant about it. Makes me feel like I'm in Grease.

Who was the last person of the same sex you shared the same bed with?
Probably Sarah..it's been a while.

Which of your friends do you argue with the most?
Eh.

What is something you like to do when you're down?
I really like feeling sorry for myself. But buying myself something or doing some kind of physical activity seems to cheer me up.

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive, THEN forget. I think.

What is one thing you must have in a relationship?
2 people. Min.

Do you think anyone's thinking about you right now?
That mosquito is like, toooootally checkin' me out.


Is there something that you want to tell someone but can't?
Not really.

Do you find yourself attractive?
I have moments. They're fleeting, but they're there.

Where's your ideal vacation and why?
Ideal vacation is anywhere with good friends. Also, Europe or Japan or Australia or anywhere not here.

What's the most pain you've experienced physically or emotionally?
I sure do hate those charlie horses.

Do you believe in second chances?
I guess.

If there was something you could do over, what would it be?
There are probably some conversations that didn't need to happen.

What's the biggest turn off?
Stupidity. Also, bad breath.

Do you have any special talents?
Maybe.

What helps you relax?
Quiet.

Did the last person you kissed deserve it?
Come to think of it, Grandmother didn't do any special tricks that last time.

Do you think you can possibly be with the person you love forever?
Why couldn't I? I'd give them food at LEAST twice a day down there.

How do you feel about yourself as a person?
I'm pretty okay.

What do you have planned for your life?
Not really anything.

Can you honestly say that looks don't matter?
No, I can't. You can't either. No one can. Those who do are lying. But just because they matter, doesn't make them the most important things by default. Once you get to know someone, they're physical flaws should be easy to overlook (hopefully). Within reason, of course. They can't have like an secret extra hand coming out of their back or anything. Watch my true love have an extra secret hand coming out of their BUTT.

Would you rather hear the painful truth or a happy lie?
I'd secretly want the lie.

What really irritates you?
Noses on smiley faces. :-)? I mean, c'mon.

Is there someone you're attracted to?
I'm sure.

Is it hard for you to let something go that you know isn't right for you?
That's so vague. I can tell you right now though, that I wouldn't have any trouble "letting go" of a rattle snake or something like that.

Have you ever taken anyone for granted?
I'm a teenager.

Do you think being "heart broken" is as bad as people say?
It's definitely not better.

Have you ever been in love? How'd that end up?
Kind of. It didn't end well.

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Not really. Fate = coincidence. Most of the time.

Can you describe your ideal guy/girl?
I could.

What's the best part of being in a relationship?
Yeah, you would ask that question, survey.

Have you ever loved someone you knew you shouldn't?
Oh, that Tom Riddle..

In a tough situation, why do people want advice but don't listen to it?
Because they don't want advice, just someone to complain to. DUH!

Ergonomics

The internet. Vast improvement in the way we give and take information, but with the good comes the bad. There's a lot I'd rather not know about. Sometimes I wish I'd chosen to stay in my cave and watch shadows go by. Ignorance is truly bliss.

I'm so sleepy. I think my boss is getting back at me for taking some time off by not giving me the amount of hours I had requested. I'll have to talk to him and see what the deal is. My mom is already beginning to hound me to look for another job, because apparently I have to enjoy every minute of it or quit. I'd agree with that if checking people out was something I was intending on making a career out of.

On that note, ha. Still as lost as ever.