I'm about to get ready for work. I am in a weird limbo state right now where I have too much and too little time to do what I want.

I don't have enough time to watch any of the TV I've missed for the past two weeks now. It's just sitting in my TiVo, all shiny and unspoiled. Like little gifts. I should just not watch any of my TV till Christmas morn. That'd probably make for the best Christmas I'll ever have.

I saw two people on scooters today, and they both slipped off of them while I was watching. I hate seeing people loose face. I also hate how funny I still think it was.

That is all.

My Theory of Relativity

Maybe, if I can wrap myself in enough sheets and blanket folds, time will be forced to gently skip over my plush cocoon--my soft little pocket in time.