Best weekend of the year, (one of the best in my life, actually) followed by the most horrible week of the year thus far. Simply terrible. But that's not the point of this post.
This post is to document what I've eaten today. This is a turning point. The start of a whole new me. I couldn't be more excited to begin this journey.
Breakfast: Air.
Lunch: Dollops of Vanilla, Pistachio, and Pomegranate frozen yogurt with almonds, mochi balls, sprinkles, coconut shavings, and a cherry (for the vitamins).
Dinner: Three brownies with chocolate icing and almonds.
-Nap to soak in the various fat molecules I might accidentally burn off watching Youtube videos.
Second Dinner: Bottle of Green Tea from the vending machine, with a bag of New! Cheez-It's BAKED Snack Mix: Extra Hot & Spicy (its contents are similar to Gardettos, just catered to the most awful people who buy snack mixes).
Because of these real life choices, my stomach has become sentient. I feel like it's trying to claw itself out of my abdomen. I really hope it succeeds. I'm rootin' for ya, old pal. I'm rootin' for ya.
Well! Off to start my Philosophy paper at 2 AM! Did I mention it's a third of my grade? 'CUZ IT IS!
1 comment:
Your choice of food sounds very nutritious. When you come home, we are eating like this every single day in hopes of looking like the WOW man. ;]
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