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I checked my e-mail today and found that I had one from UTA saying I had to complete this Alcohol education course online and that I was supposed to have done it by yesterday, but that they were giving me an extension. How very generous of them. And, not having anything to do, I did it.
Words have not yet been invented that can accurately describe it's tedious gayocity. For example, this was one little skit:

Spikey-haired Hipster: No, no, his early stuff was the best. It was classic and full of substance.
Girl with Ugly Bangs: I respectfully disagree. His new stuff is daring and pushes the limits!
SH: Well, we can agree to disagree then.
GUB: Agreed.
Unkempt Hippy Guy: What's the debate about?
GUB: FAMILY GUY, SEASONS 1 VS. 5
UHG: O SEESON 1 IS DEF BETTR GAIZ! THE KOOL-AID MAN, DUHZ!
SH: AI KNO! THATZ WHAT I SAIZ! BAAAAAAAAAM! HA HA HA!

Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhsdklfaj;sdljfasdjfja;dfioweurjk;

then they went on to say the senior class president was just arrested for DUI.

They'd rather kids get themselves killed committing suicide to their faggy film than by drinking alcohol. I get it.

But there was a part that made me laugh. They asked how many of the following did I know who suffered from severe alcoholism and they had spaces next to parents, siblings, aunts and uncles, and cousins so that you could type a number to tell how many. I put zero for all of them and then went back and changed the aunts and uncles number to 99. MUHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAA.

Hehhhh.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...soo. I was listening to Final Fantasy just a second ago, but I just changed it to Miami Ice. So far so gooood.

Upcoming Show Calendar (so I won't forget)

Why? - Granada - Sept 9th
Ratatat - Granada - Sept 16th
The Office - NBC - Sept 25th (9/8c)
Girl Talk - The Loft - Oct 23th
Deerhoof - Granada - Nov 7th
Of Montreal - House of Blues - Nov 14th

That's a big chunk of change. But also, a big chunk of happiness.
:)